Tell your insult it can leave now.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Next time, bring a better line.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

That insult had a loading screen.