I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Big words, small facts.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Pressed much?

I've been insulted by better people.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.