You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

My resting face is a whole statement.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

I came, I saw, I judged.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.