My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

My silence is just me being polite.

Nice try, but no.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

My resting face is a whole statement.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Petty level: expert.