Your approval? I've never needed it.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

That's a you problem.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Okay, and?

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.