Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Plot twist: I don't care.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.