Your drama is not my department.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

I love how you think you matter here.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Nice try, but no.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.