Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

That's a you problem.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.