Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I came, I saw, I judged.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Your drama is not my department.

My resting face is a whole statement.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

My silence is just me being polite.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Nice try, but no.

I'm allergic to nonsense.