I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

My silence is just me being polite.

Not bossy. Just correct.