I love how you think you matter here.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Petty level: expert.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Nobody asked. Still right.