Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

My resting face is a whole statement.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Your drama is not my department.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.