Shade is my favourite colour.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Nobody asked. Still right.

My patience has left the chat.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.