Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Your drama is not my department.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

They said be nice. I said be real.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

My resting face is a whole statement.

My patience has left the chat.

I came, I saw, I judged.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Read the room? I am the room.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.