I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

My patience has left the chat.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Plot twist: I don't care.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Okay, and?

Nice try, but no.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Petty? No. Precise.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.