I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I came, I saw, I judged.

I love how you think you matter here.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.