I came, I saw, I judged.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

I love how you think you matter here.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Read the room? I am the room.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Nice try, but no.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.