My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Too glam to give you my attention.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.