Read the room? I am the room.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Petty? No. Precise.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Too glam to give you my attention.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.