Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while holding it.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Unbothered is my cardio.

My patience has left the chat.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.