Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

I came, I saw, I judged.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.