My middle name is "unbothered".

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Nice try, but no.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.