Nice try, but no.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Not bossy. Just correct.