Nobody asked. Still right.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Not bossy. Just correct.

My patience has left the chat.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Petty level: expert.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.