I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Talk to the filter.

My silence is just me being polite.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

My patience has left the chat.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.