My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Petty? No. Precise.

That's a you problem.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Unbothered is my cardio.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.