You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Talk to the filter.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

I love how you think you matter here.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

My silence is just me being polite.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Shade is my favourite colour.