Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

I love how you think you matter here.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I came, I saw, I judged.

Petty level: expert.

My resting face is a whole statement.

My patience has left the chat.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Nice try, but no.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I have zero chill and even less patience.