You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

My silence is just me being polite.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Petty? No. Precise.

Your drama is not my department.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Plot twist: I don't care.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

I have zero chill and even less patience.