That's a you problem.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Petty level: expert.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Your drama is not my department.