Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Petty? No. Precise.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

My silence is just me being polite.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.