Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Nice try, but no.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.