Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Plot twist: I don't care.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Nice try, but no.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Unbothered is my cardio.