Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Petty? No. Precise.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Your drama is not my department.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

I came, I saw, I judged.