I'm allergic to nonsense.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.