My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.