Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

I came, I saw, I judged.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Okay, and?