Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Your drama is not my department.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I came, I saw, I judged.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.