I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Your drama is not my department.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Unbothered is my cardio.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.