Not bossy. Just correct.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Your drama is not my department.

Unbothered is my cardio.