Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Unbothered is my cardio.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

That's a you problem.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Nice try, but no.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

My silence is just me being polite.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.