I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

My patience has left the chat.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Unbothered is my cardio.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.