My resting face is a whole statement.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Petty level: expert.

Okay, and?

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Plot twist: I don't care.

My silence is just me being polite.