Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Talk to the filter.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.