Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

My patience has left the chat.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Petty level: expert.