Hot take? More like room temperature.
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Try again when you have a real argument.
You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.
Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.
My life, my rules, your problem.
I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.
Your opinion is valid. In your house.
Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.
If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.
This comment brought to you by boredom.
It's giving jealousy with extra steps.
Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.
Your insult was like decaf. No punch.
Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.
Congratulations. You've been ignored.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.
You seem nice. From a distance.
That was your best shot? Oof.
I don't make time for people who make excuses.
You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.
I'd take you seriously, but you don't.
Big words, small facts.
Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.
Pressed much?