You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Pressed much?

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

My life, my rules, your problem.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Big words, small facts.

Stay pressed. It suits you.