Try again when you have a real argument.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I've been insulted by better people.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.