Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Next time, bring a better line.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

That's cute. Do another one.