Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Pressed much?

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.